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County Council passes pet DNA registration and feces testing bill ZTA-K-9

County Council passes pet DNA registration and feces testing bill ZTA-K-9

By Bethesda Bonfire|2021-04-19T19:09:48+00:00April 19th, 2021|Articles|

In a bold effort to curb excessive dog poop left [...]

Delegate Marc Korman celebrates sine die by responding to 432 constituent e-mails in 24 minutes

Delegate Marc Korman celebrates sine die by responding to 432 constituent e-mails in 24 minutes

By Bethesda Bonfire|2021-04-14T04:12:15+00:00April 13th, 2021|Articles|

It's the day after sine die, those widely spoken and [...]

Installed Capital Crescent Trail counter will double as new EZ Pass toll collection station

Installed Capital Crescent Trail counter will double as new EZ Pass toll collection station

By Bethesda Bonfire|2021-04-12T15:00:39+00:00April 11th, 2021|Articles|

The recent unveiling ceremony of a digital trail user [...]

Popular local seasonal cherry blossom attraction Kenwood to begin charging admissions on April 5th, 2021

Popular local seasonal cherry blossom attraction Kenwood to begin charging admissions on April 5th, 2021

By Bethesda Bonfire|2021-04-05T20:56:42+00:00April 4th, 2021|Articles|

In an effort to stem the flow of large [...]

Bethesda is for the birds: “Never City” adopts crane as official mascot

Bethesda is for the birds: “Never City” adopts crane as official mascot

By Bethesda Bonfire|2021-04-02T14:33:16+00:00April 1st, 2021|Articles|

Tying together an ongoing trend of new and pending [...]

Welcome to the Bethesda Bonfire

Welcome to the Bethesda Bonfire

By Bethesda Bonfire|2021-04-02T00:55:13+00:00April 1st, 2021|Articles|

We here at the Bethesda Bonfire quite clearly understand [...]

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Community satire at its worst.

We here at the Bethesda Bonfire quite clearly understand that if democracy dies in darkness, why not light it all on fire with the biggest bonfire this side of the DMV!

We obvs aren’t ready for launch, but April 1st seemed so important of a date so here we are.

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